God Bless You, Mr. Hankey
Okay, disclaimer time - I am not a big SouthPark fan - I have watched it several times because it is apparently a "must do" for dudes such as my husband - but it isn't one of those shows I flip through and find and say, "Oh yay! SouthPark!" However, Mr. Hankey is important today. He's my mascot!
It has been a looooooong four days around here. Four days of streaky underwear and resistance from the troops. Tyler's been on a poop strike.
When we were at my parents' house a couple of weeks ago, he did GREAT - went on the potty, was a big boy, we were all so proud!
And that was that.
Last week, at VBS, he TOTALLY crapped in his pants. TOTALLY. Not salvagable. Optimus Prime Underwear went into the trash - there was no flippin' way I was cleaning those gosh-awful things. And, since then, the child has not pooped. Not really.
So we started Plan of Action #1: Introduction of Benefiber. Yes, Benefiber. To a three-year old.
We've laced juice, ice water, smoothies and desserts. Whatever he'll eat, it all gets a little extra boost from the green container. Not a lot (he's only 3), but just a little to get things moving, so to speak. One way or another, poop was coming. And soon.
I knew it was getting close because he was totally balking at peeing before naptime, and that's just not him. He was absolutely positively NOT going to sit, stand or even be in the same room as the toilet. So, I did what every good mommy does. I manhandled him onto the potty.
I told him he didn't have to poop, but the peeing was going to happen. Oh yes it was. And, with many tears, he peed. And then he started shaking. And screaming. And freaking out.
And then the biggest turd I've ever seen from a three year old slid into the tank. Hello, Mr. Hankey! Double chocolate party! YAY!
Through many tears and sobs, I found out that Mr. Hankey had been quite painful this time...well, DUH. The child's been plugged up for FOUR DAYS, holding it in, so yeah, it is GOING TO HURT! So, we talked about getting the poop out BEFORE it hurts next time.
I'm sure we're not yet through these murky waters completely (pun intended), but at least we had a success. And our underwear was spared.
Amen.
Labels: potty training, stress, Tyler
posted by Judy @ 1:54 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
Oh, man this brings back memories. That was my kid 14 years ago. I feel for you. Hope he catches on soon.
ROTFL... my neighbor/friend had this issues with her oldest son. OMGosh does this bring back memories.
That was a great post! We had the same problems with Kelsey...but once the dam broke, it really broke...no more troubles after that initial poop.
Thank goodness.
Good for you, Tyler! Keep up the Super Dooper Pooping!
Aah, the memories! I never watch Southpark and have no idea who Mr. Hanky is, and I'm pretty sure now that I don't want to know.
Oh, and, uh, good luck with all that.
Had to see what was up with Mr.Hankey (here from Sleeping Mommy).
Our boy is one of those who could not wait to potty train and I can only thank the universe over and over for such a gift!
I hope Tyler regains his path and smaller Mr. Hankeys are in his future!
Kaopectate used to make a children's stool softener that tasted like chocolate. I know it would be like giving your kid medicine, but I might help for the next couple of times.
use miralax...you can get it OTC at the pharmacy. it is a very gentle laxative that we use on kids all the time.
Oye Vey! Potty troubles abound in the universe. I've got a 3.5 year old who WILL NOT go on the potty. I see lots of manhandling in my future.
"It has been a looooooong four days around here. Four days of streaky underwear and resistance from the troops. Tyler's been on a poop strike."
Sounds like a fun week. Ha!
Oh, I do hate to laugh at others misery, but your description had me on the floor, girl!
I hope you are able to find the right balance between fiber and laxative, for the sake of his comfort and your sanity...
I've had my fair share of manhandling (momhandling?) recalcitrant three year olds on to the pot... something to look forward to with the baby!
HA-STERICAL!!!!!!!!
And yes, we refer to them as chocolate drops at times, too.
My hubby loves Mr. Hanky.
I probably shouldn't let you all know that though. :)
So glad he got it out and hope he'll do it sooner than 4 days next time around.
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